Used a recipe on the myprotein site. Base is crispbreads, whey protein, a spread (I used Biscoff cus caramel biscuit whey is one of the two I had to hand) and milk, body is whey, Greek yogurt, quark, dissolved gelatin and an egg white. To be fair, the only thing I didn't include was flavour drops; to be _un_fair, the recipe forgets it asked for those and talks about whisking one egg white when the recipe asked for two, so I think I'm in the clear there.

by agender_salandit

26 Comments

  1. twogunsalute

    How does something taste incompetent?

    I’ve never tried a myprotein recipe and I think this post is vindication

  2. Bro eats non-newtonian fluid and expects us to believe it’s “””cheesecake”””

  3. notfromfiji

    you don’t need gelatin or egg white, just make a no bake cheese cake with sour cream & cream cheese and add protein powder or peanut butter, it’s much better

  4. Thatweasel

    Protein recipes feel like cheating, they’re almost invariably shitty in all metrics except amount of protein crowbarred in

  5. Important-Vast-9345

    Protein and cheesecake are two words that never need to be next to each other.

  6. CriticismFun6782

    ![gif](giphy|Fh8xjWjq0iM6xQMOLh|downsized)

  7. AverageInfamous7050

    Strawberries & chocolate syrup & I’m all over that fawking pie.

  8. Strange-Title-6337

    jizz cake. Someone took NNN for too long

  9. Quick_Philosophy1426

    the obsession with protein grows more insane every day. you do not need to eat the protein cheesecake. you do not need high protein seltzer water. just eat some fuckin chicken or something man

  10. Maria_Dragon

    I was in a health food store once where they sold raw food vegan cheesecake. It looked equally disgusting to this (it was gray).

    Cheesecake should not be healthy.

  11. PuppyPower89

    Hey friend. I make a stellar protein and fiber cheesecake

    If you ask I’ll send you my recipes (gotta find the notepad that I wrote them on though)

  12. Why not just eat regular cheesecake from time-to-time?

  13. Twist_Ending03

    Ew why does it look like cottage cheese

  14. GroundbreakingGur745

    Okay, I am already despising it…🤣

  15. OP but why. One of the easiest things to make almost keto is cheesecake, just sugar needs to be changed. And if you want the crust.

    No, thank you for sharing. This recipe sounds ridiculous

  16. MarsScully

    I am begging people to stop putting protein where it doesn’t belong

  17. It kinda looks Swedish egg-cheese, the ugly top that then gets placed at the bottom 😅